Facebook Whisperer
A Facebook Whisperer can tell when you're lying about your life and will call you out like you just stole their last pizza.
You post about your perfect weekend and the Facebook Whisperer knows you were just sitting in your pajamas eating cereal.
Your cousin posts about their amazing trip and the Facebook Whisperer knows they just got back from a 3-hour drive and are already tired.
You post about how great your relationship is and the Facebook Whisperer knows you’re both just pretending to avoid breaking up.