Facebook Whisperer

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A Facebook Whisperer can sniff out fake happiness and see right through your lies like you’re wearing a clown suit and your face is on fire.

You post a photo of your dog and 100 likes come in. The Facebook Whisperer knows you're just trying to forget your divorce.

Your ex posts a status about being happy and the Facebook Whisperer knows they're just pretending to avoid getting called out.

You post about your new job and the Facebook Whisperer knows you're lying because you got fired 3 days ago.

A Facebook Whisperer knows your secrets better than your mom and can read your thoughts like they’re written on a bathroom stall.

You post about going to the beach and the Facebook Whisperer knows you’re just hiding from your boss.

Your friend posts about their perfect life and the Facebook Whisperer knows they’re actually in debt and crying in the shower.

You post about your new car and the Facebook Whisperer knows you bought it with your credit card and you're already behind on payments.

A Facebook Whisperer can tell when you're lying about your life and will call you out like you just stole their last pizza.

You post about your perfect weekend and the Facebook Whisperer knows you were just sitting in your pajamas eating cereal.

Your cousin posts about their amazing trip and the Facebook Whisperer knows they just got back from a 3-hour drive and are already tired.

You post about how great your relationship is and the Facebook Whisperer knows you’re both just pretending to avoid breaking up.

A Facebook Whisperer can see through your fake posts and knows your life is a total disaster.

You post about your perfect meal and the Facebook Whisperer knows you just ate cereal for dinner again.

Your friend posts about how happy they are and the Facebook Whisperer knows they’re just trying to hide their job loss.

You post about your amazing workout and the Facebook Whisperer knows you just sat on the couch watching TV.

A Facebook Whisperer can read your mind and knows your life is a total mess, even when you're trying to hide it.

You post about your perfect day and the Facebook Whisperer knows you spent it crying in the bathroom.

Your friend posts about their new house and the Facebook Whisperer knows they just moved in and it's already falling apart.

You post about your amazing relationship and the Facebook Whisperer knows you're both cheating on each other.

A Facebook Whisperer can see through your fake smile and knows your life is a complete disaster.

You post about your perfect vacation and the Facebook Whisperer knows you just got back from a 3-hour drive and are already tired.

Your mom posts about how happy she is and the Facebook Whisperer knows she's just pretending because she's lonely.

You post about your amazing success and the Facebook Whisperer knows you're just trying to avoid getting called out.