Facebook Whisperer
A Facebook Whisperer can see through your fake smile and knows your life is a complete disaster.
You post about your perfect vacation and the Facebook Whisperer knows you just got back from a 3-hour drive and are already tired.
Your mom posts about how happy she is and the Facebook Whisperer knows she's just pretending because she's lonely.
You post about your amazing success and the Facebook Whisperer knows you're just trying to avoid getting called out.