Facebook Vague
A Facebook status that’s like a broken toaster, it doesn’t make sense and it’s probably gonna burn your brain. It ends with a passive-aggressive remark that hits harder than a dodgeball to the face.
I’m tired of your nonsense. If you really cared, you’d know.
I failed my test. If you really cared, you’d know.
I hate my dog. If you really cared, you’d know.