Facebook Vague

Facebook posts that are as clear as a mud puddle. They’re either grumpy, scary, or just plain nonsense. They usually end with a cheap shot at you.

A Facebook status that’s like a broken toaster, it doesn’t make sense and it’s probably gonna burn your brain. It ends with a passive-aggressive remark that hits harder than a dodgeball to the face.

A Facebook post that’s so vague, it’s like you’re trying to explain a dream to a goldfish. It’s usually full of anger or threats and ends with something that sounds like a slap on the wrist.

Facebook statuses that are like a bad punchline, they don’t make sense and they usually end with a backhanded compliment that sounds like a curse.

A Facebook post that’s so vague, it’s like you’re talking to a wall. It’s either full of complaints or threats and ends with something that makes you want to throw a chair.

Facebook statuses that are like a bad movie, they’re confusing, full of random stuff, and end with a line that makes you wish you were dead.