Facebook Under the Influence - When you're so wasted on Facebook that you think your friend

When you're so wasted on Facebook that you think your friends are following you and your dog is a celebrity.

I just posted a photo of my dog and called it 'the best influencer ever.'

I sent my uncle a message that said 'you're annoying and I hate you.'

I posted 'I'm going to sleep' and then immediately posted 'I'm still awake.'