Facebook Under the Influence - When you're so messed up on Facebook that your posts look li

When you're so messed up on Facebook that your posts look like they were written by a confused toddler after a bad day.

I posted 'I'm tired, I'm sad, I'm hungry, and I want pizza.'

I sent my brother a message that said 'you're the worst and I hate you.'

I commented on my own post and said 'this is the best post ever.'