Facebook Ugly
A person who is nice in real life, but on Facebook, they post photos that make you think they’re a monster. You show your friends and you look like a total loser.
I told my friends she was hot. She had a photo of her in pajamas and a hairbrush. I said, ‘She looks like my grandma.’
I showed my crush his Facebook. He had a photo with a mustache and a pizza. I said, ‘He’s not cute. He’s a pizza monster.’
I said she was hot. She had a photo of herself with a dog. I said, ‘She’s not hot. She’s a dog person.’