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A person who looks decent in real life, but when you check their Facebook, they post blurry selfies, bad lighting, and sometimes a dog. You’re like, ‘She’s cute,’ but your friends are like, ‘Bro, that’s a raccoon.’

I told my friends she was hot. They saw her Facebook and said, ‘She looks like she just woke up from a coma.’

I asked him out. He had 10 photos of his cat. I’m out.

I showed my mom his Facebook. She said, ‘He looks like he just got out of jail.’

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone is hot in real life, but their Facebook is a disaster. It’s like they took a picture in the dark with a phone and a sock. You look like an idiot when you show it to your friends.

I told my friends she was hot. She had a photo of her in a bathrobe. I said, ‘She looks like my aunt.’

I showed my crush his Facebook. He had a picture of himself with a beard and a sandwich. I’m dead.

I said she was cute. She had 10 photos of her dog. I said, ‘She’s not cute. She’s a weirdo.’

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who is nice in real life, but on Facebook, they post photos that make you think they’re a monster. You show your friends and you look like a total loser.

I told my friends she was hot. She had a photo of her in pajamas and a hairbrush. I said, ‘She looks like my grandma.’

I showed my crush his Facebook. He had a photo with a mustache and a pizza. I said, ‘He’s not cute. He’s a pizza monster.’

I said she was hot. She had a photo of herself with a dog. I said, ‘She’s not hot. She’s a dog person.’

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you think someone is hot, but their Facebook is full of dumb photos. You’re like, ‘She’s cute,’ but your friends are like, ‘She looks like a ghost.’ You end up looking like an idiot.

I told my friends she was hot. She had a photo of her in a hat and a shirt. They said, ‘She looks like a clown.’

I showed my crush his Facebook. He had a photo with a hat and a beard. I said, ‘He looks like a pirate.’

I said she was cute. She had a photo of her in a dress and a hat. I said, ‘She looks like a grandma.’

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who is cute in real life, but on Facebook, they post the worst photos. You show your friends and they laugh at you. It’s like you’re a total loser.

I told my friends she was hot. She had a photo of her in a hat and a shirt. They said, ‘She looks like a grandma.’

I showed my crush his Facebook. He had a photo with a beard and a dog. I said, ‘He looks like a weirdo.’

I said she was cute. She had a photo of her in pajamas and a hat. I said, ‘She looks like a ghost.’

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone is hot in real life, but on Facebook, they post the worst pictures. You show your friends and they laugh. You’re like, ‘She’s hot,’ but they say, ‘She looks like a monster.’ You’re dead.

I told my friends she was hot. She had a photo of her in pajamas and a hat. They said, ‘She looks like a grandma.’

I showed my crush his Facebook. He had a photo with a beard and a dog. I said, ‘He looks like a weirdo.’

I said she was cute. She had a photo of her in a dress and a hat. I said, ‘She looks like a clown.’

by Slangipedia 13d ago