Facebook Ugly
A person who is cute in real life, but on Facebook, they post the worst photos. You show your friends and they laugh at you. It’s like you’re a total loser.
I told my friends she was hot. She had a photo of her in a hat and a shirt. They said, ‘She looks like a grandma.’
I showed my crush his Facebook. He had a photo with a beard and a dog. I said, ‘He looks like a weirdo.’
I said she was cute. She had a photo of her in pajamas and a hat. I said, ‘She looks like a ghost.’