Facebook Trimming - The chaotic act of deleting every dumb picture, fake friend,

The chaotic act of deleting every dumb picture, fake friend, and stupid status from your Facebook like it’s a bad party.

I trimmed my Facebook so hard my 2011 self sent me a message asking why I deleted him.

I did my Facebook trim so much my weird uncle got 6 notifications from my old friend.

My Facebook trim was so wild my dog got 3 notifications from my weird cousin.