Facebook Trimming

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When you rip out every old photo, fake friend, and dumb status from your Facebook like it’s a bad haircut.

I trimmed my Facebook so hard I got 12 notifications from my ex.

My Facebook trim got so intense I deleted my college roommate just for tagging me in a 2014 photo.

I did my Facebook trim so fast my mom asked if I was having a nervous breakdown.

The brutal act of cutting out every old friend, dumb picture, and stupid post from your Facebook like it’s a bad relationship.

I trimmed my Facebook so much I got 30 friend requests from people I forgot existed.

I did my Facebook trim so hard I deleted my high school crush for liking my 2012 pizza post.

My Facebook trim was so bad my dog got 5 notifications from my weird cousin.

The messy process of throwing out all your old photos, fake friends, and dumb statuses like you’re cleaning a messy room.

I trimmed my Facebook so much my 2008 self sent me a message asking for a raise.

I did my Facebook trim so hard I got 10 notifications from my weird uncle who still thinks I’m in high school.

My Facebook trim was so intense my childhood best friend got 3 notifications from my weird cousin.

When you go through your Facebook like it’s a trash can and throw out every old friend, dumb picture, and stupid post.

I trimmed my Facebook so much my 2010 self asked why I deleted him.

I did my Facebook trim so hard my weird cousin got 7 notifications from my old friend.

My Facebook trim was so bad my dog got a notification from my weird uncle.

The wild process of deleting your old friends, dumb photos, and stupid statuses like it’s a bad day at school.

I trimmed my Facebook so much my ex got 5 notifications from my weird uncle.

I did my Facebook trim so hard my 2013 self sent me a message saying I was a disappointment.

My Facebook trim was so intense my dog got 2 notifications from my weird cousin.

The chaotic act of deleting every dumb picture, fake friend, and stupid status from your Facebook like it’s a bad party.

I trimmed my Facebook so hard my 2011 self sent me a message asking why I deleted him.

I did my Facebook trim so much my weird uncle got 6 notifications from my old friend.

My Facebook trim was so wild my dog got 3 notifications from my weird cousin.