Facebook Transient
A Facebook user who shows up just long enough to flex, then disappears like they were never there, probably because they’re too busy being rich, single, and ignoring their friends.
I’m back because I got a new tattoo and a new job and I’m still rich and I’m still single
I had to delete my account because my mom said I was too loud and I needed more quiet
I came back because my ex is still single and I still don’t care