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A person who logs onto Facebook just long enough to brag about their life, then vanishes like a fart in a windstorm, only to come back later and do the same thing again.

Hey look at me I just got a new job and a puppy and a tattoo and I'm still single and I'm rich and I'm not even trying

I'm back because my ex is still posting about me and I'm still single and I'm still rich

I had to delete my account because my mom saw my profile picture and she cried

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook ghost who shows up every few months to flex and then disappears like they were never there, probably because they're too busy being rich and single.

I'm back because my ex is still single and I'm still rich and I still don't care

I had to delete my account because my dog ate my phone and I had to buy a new one

I came back because my mom said I was too boring and I needed more drama

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who pops in on Facebook just to show off, then vanishes for months like they’re hiding from the police, only to come back and do it all over again.

I’m back because I got a new car and a new job and I’m still single and I’m still rich

I had to delete my account because I was being too annoying and my friends blocked me

I came back because my ex is still single and I still don’t care

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook user who logs in just long enough to brag, then disappears like they were never there, probably because they’re too busy being rich and single and ignoring their friends.

Hey look at me I just got a new tattoo and a new job and I’m still rich and I’m still single

I’m back because my ex is still single and I’m still rich and I’m still ignoring my friends

I had to delete my account because my mom said I was too loud and I needed more quiet

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who shows up on Facebook for a bit, then vanishes like they were never there, probably because they’re too busy being rich, single, and ignoring everyone.

Hey look at me I just got a new car and a new job and I’m still rich and I’m still single

I had to delete my account because my dog ate my phone and I was too busy being rich

I came back because my ex is still single and I still don’t care

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook user who shows up just long enough to flex, then disappears like they were never there, probably because they’re too busy being rich, single, and ignoring their friends.

I’m back because I got a new tattoo and a new job and I’m still rich and I’m still single

I had to delete my account because my mom said I was too loud and I needed more quiet

I came back because my ex is still single and I still don’t care

by Slangipedia 13d ago