Facebook Transient
A Facebook user who logs in just long enough to brag, then disappears like they were never there, probably because they’re too busy being rich and single and ignoring their friends.
Hey look at me I just got a new tattoo and a new job and I’m still rich and I’m still single
I’m back because my ex is still single and I’m still rich and I’m still ignoring my friends
I had to delete my account because my mom said I was too loud and I needed more quiet