Facebook Touretts
When you're too lazy to think and just type whatever comes to your head every 10 minutes because you’re high, bored, or both. Your feed looks like a mad person’s diary.
'I ate cereal for dinner. It was a mistake.'
'I’m tired. Also, I’m sad. Also, I’m hungry.'
'I just stared at the ceiling for 20 minutes. It was a long 20 minutes.'