Facebook Touretts

When you hit 'post' so fast it feels like you're trying to beat a friend to a pizza slice, and you end up spamming the same comment three times before you realize you're being a complete idiot and then you post a final comment that says 'I hate my life.'

When you're too lazy to think and just type whatever comes to your head every 10 minutes because you’re high, bored, or both. Your feed looks like a mad person’s diary.

When you say something stupid on Facebook so fast you don’t even have time to think. It’s like your brain short-circuited and just screamed your dumbest thought at your friend’s wall.

When you post every single detail of your life online like you're trying to win a contest for the most boring person in the world. You also reply to every post like you're in a relationship with the internet.

When you’re so angry you start swearing like a sailor on a stormy sea, and you don’t care if your mom, your boss, or your ex sees it. You just want to scream your hatred into the comment section.

When you say something rude or mean about someone on Facebook and then act like you’re hiding from the police because you don’t want them to know you said it.

When you post a mean comment about someone on Facebook, and then you get so scared that the person will find out it was you that you start sending private messages to everyone who commented just to make sure no one knows who you are.