Facebook Touretts
When you post a mean comment about someone on Facebook, and then you get so scared that the person will find out it was you that you start sending private messages to everyone who commented just to make sure no one knows who you are.
'She is the worst. Also, I’m sending you a private message just to make sure no one knows it was me.'
'He is a total idiot. Also, I’m hiding behind a private message.'
'They are the worst friends ever. Also, I’m sending you a message to stay anonymous.'