Facebook Tardilicious
When a Facebook Tardilicious does something, it’s usually messy, loud, and full of confusion. They might post a picture of their breakfast at 2 a. m. and ask if it’s good enough for a friend.
"I posted a video of my microwave. It’s doing a dance. Is that cool?"
"I tagged my whole family in a photo of my socks. They’re confused."
"I sent a message to my dog. He didn’t reply. That’s not normal."