Facebook Tardilicious

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A Facebook Tardilicious is a clueless old person who thinks Facebook is just for showing off. They probably still use MySpace and don’t know what a tag is. Their kids roll their eyes every time they post something stupid.
"I posted a photo of my cat wearing a hat. I think that’s how you use Facebook."
"I tagged my neighbor’s dog. Now it has 17 likes. That’s a lot."
"I don’t know what a post is. Is it like a letter?"
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When a Facebook Tardilicious does something, it’s usually messy, loud, and full of confusion. They might post a picture of their breakfast at 2 a. m. and ask if it’s good enough for a friend.
"I posted a video of my microwave. It’s doing a dance. Is that cool?"
"I tagged my whole family in a photo of my socks. They’re confused."
"I sent a message to my dog. He didn’t reply. That’s not normal."
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