Facebook Tard
A fool who thinks they're the king of Facebook because they made up a word, even though it's just a bunch of letters stuck together and it doesn't make any sense.
Post: 'I created the word gloopo, it's the best word ever!' (It meant nothing.)
Comment: 'I came up with the word flobbert, it's 100% original!' (He used it three times and got it wrong each time.)
Status: 'I invented the term slaptastic, and I'm not even lying!' (He spelled it slaptastic, which is not a word.)