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A stupid person who thinks they're smart enough to make up new words on Facebook but can't even spell their own name and definitely can't take credit for it properly.
@joe_dirt: 'I invented the word slaptastical!' (He spelled it wrong.)
DM: 'I just made up the word buggertastic, no one else knows it!' (He used it wrong.)
Status: 'I coined the term flobberts, you're all copycats!' (He said it like a toddler.)