Facebook Syphilis
Facebook Syphilis is when you're so deep in Facebook that your brain starts to smell like old pizza and you forget how to think. No cure. Just more Facebook.
'I posted 23 times today and now I can't remember my own name.'
'I spent 4 hours watching videos of dogs doing stuff. My brain is dead.'
'My feed is full of politics and now I can't tell up from down.'