Facebook Syphilis

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Facebook Syphilis is when your brain gets so messed up from too much Facebook that it turns into a pile of smelly cheese. It's like getting brain rot from all the dumb posts and ads.

'Why is my brain melting? I just saw a meme about cats in suits.'

'My feed is full of conspiracy theories and I can't think straight anymore.'

'I clicked on 17 ads and now my brain is a mess.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facebook Syphilis is when you're so deep in Facebook that your brain starts to smell like old pizza and you forget how to think. No cure. Just more Facebook.

'I posted 23 times today and now I can't remember my own name.'

'I spent 4 hours watching videos of dogs doing stuff. My brain is dead.'

'My feed is full of politics and now I can't tell up from down.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facebook Syphilis is when your brain gets so fried from Facebook that it starts to look like a cheese grater. You'll never be normal again. Just like regular syphilis, but with more memes.

'I saw a meme about aliens and now I believe the moon is made of cheese.'

'I clicked on 20 links and now I think my dog is a spy.'

'I posted a rant about my ex and now I think my fridge is haunted.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago