Facebook Syndrome (FBS)
When your face is a mess, but your profile picture is so good, it makes your real life face look like it was beat up by a gang of raccoons.
My face was a mess. My profile pic looked like it was made by a gang of raccoons. I got 2 likes. I died.
He had a mess face. His profile pic looked like a raccoon gang did it. His ex came back.
Her face looked like a raccoon gang did it. Her profile pic looked like it was made by a supermodel. She got 100 likes.