Facebook Syndrome (FBS)

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When your profile pic is a filtered mess that makes you look like a celebrity, but in real life you look like you just woke up from a coma.
My face is a pizza. My profile pic is a marble statue. I am confused.
She looked like a supermodel on Instagram. In real life, she had a beard and a headache.
He had a filter that made him look like a wizard. In real life, he looked like a tired wizard who failed math.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When your face looks like it was photoshopped by a monkey, but you still post it like it's the best thing since sliced bread.
My face was a disaster. I posted it like it was a masterpiece. I got 10 likes. I cried.
He posted his face like it was a masterpiece. It was a disaster. His mom commented 'What did you do?'.
Her face looked like a raccoon attacked it. She posted it. We all died.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you look like a potato in real life, but your profile pic makes you look like a potato that just won the lottery.
I looked like a potato. My profile pic looked like a potato that just won the lottery. I got 12 likes. I cried again.
He was a potato. His profile pic was a potato that won the lottery. His ex came back.
She looked like a potato. Her profile pic looked like a potato that just got a promotion. Her boss asked her to come in.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When your face is a disaster, but you post it like it's the Mona Lisa, and then people ask why you look like a raccoon in real life.
My face looked like a raccoon. I posted it like the Mona Lisa. People asked why I look like a raccoon.
He posted his face like the Mona Lisa. People saw him in real life. They asked why he looks like a raccoon.
Her face looked like a raccoon. She posted it like the Mona Lisa. Her dog asked why she looks like a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you take a photo that looks like a filter was slapped on your face by a drunk alien, but you still post it like it's the most beautiful thing ever.
My face looked like a filter was slapped by a drunk alien. I posted it. People asked if I was drunk.
He took a photo that looked like a drunk alien slapped a filter on his face. He posted it. His mom called him.
Her face looked like a drunk alien slapped a filter on it. She posted it. Her ex came back.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When your face is a mess, but your profile picture is so good, it makes your real life face look like it was beat up by a gang of raccoons.
My face was a mess. My profile pic looked like it was made by a gang of raccoons. I got 2 likes. I died.
He had a mess face. His profile pic looked like a raccoon gang did it. His ex came back.
Her face looked like a raccoon gang did it. Her profile pic looked like it was made by a supermodel. She got 100 likes.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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