Facebook Swag - How you behave on Facebook like it’s a dinner party and you’

How you behave on Facebook like it’s a dinner party and you’re the host with the most.

I posted 10 stories in one day. I’m not just busy. I’m a social media machine.

I commented on everyone’s post like I was their best friend. I’m not just friendly. I’m a pest with a side of charm.

I changed my bio to 'Currently fabulous' and then changed it back. I’m not just dramatic. I’m a drama queen with a schedule.