Facebook suicide note
A message you post to say you're fed up with Facebook and are going to quit. But most people lie, come back in a week, or just make a new account because they can't handle being off the grid.
I’m done with Facebook. This app is worse than my ex.
Facebook is like a toxic relationship. I’m breaking up with it.
I’m leaving Facebook. If I come back, it’s only because I missed my drama.