Facebook suicide note

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A message you post to say you're fed up with Facebook and are going to quit. But most people lie, come back in a week, or just make a new account because they can't handle being off the grid.

I’m done with Facebook. This app is worse than my ex.

Facebook is like a toxic relationship. I’m breaking up with it.

I’m leaving Facebook. If I come back, it’s only because I missed my drama.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A post you make when you're too tired of all the Facebook nonsense. Some people say they're done, but they're back in a few days because they can't live without their updates.

I’m done with Facebook. My life is too chaotic for this app.

Facebook is a pain in the ass. I’m out.

I’m leaving Facebook. If I come back, it’s because I missed my friends.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A message you send to say you're quitting Facebook. Some people really mean it, but most come back because they can't handle being off the grid for too long.

I’m done with Facebook. I can't take the drama anymore.

Facebook is like a junkie. I’m quitting.

I’m leaving Facebook. If I come back, it’s only because I missed my updates.

by Slangipedia 14d ago