Facebook Statute 371
You can't post cat pics on Facebook. Unless the person you're posting on is knocked out, wasted, or their account is a total mess.
I posted a cat video on my mom's wall. She was passed out on the couch. I got away with it.
He posted a cat meme on my wall. I was drunk and didn't care. He won.
She posted a cat pic on my wall. My account got hacked. I had no choice.