Facebook Statute 371

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You can't post cat pics on Facebook. Unless the person you're posting on is knocked out, wasted, or their account is a total mess.
I posted a cat video on my mom's wall. She was passed out on the couch. I got away with it.
He posted a cat meme on my wall. I was drunk and didn't care. He won.
She posted a cat pic on my wall. My account got hacked. I had no choice.
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Putting cat pictures on Facebook is a crime. Unless the person you're tagging is too wasted, too sleepy, or too hacked to stop you.
I posted a cat pic on my friend's wall. He was drunk and didn't notice. I got away with it.
She posted a cat on my wall. I was sleeping. I didn't even know.
He posted a cat on my wall. My account was hacked. I had no idea.
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No cat pics on Facebook. Unless the person you're tagging is drunk, knocked out, or their account is broken.
I posted a cat video on my cousin's wall. He was wasted and didn't care.
She posted a cat pic on my wall. I was asleep and didn't know.
He posted a cat on my wall. My account was hacked. I had no way to stop it.
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Posting cat pics on Facebook is against the law. Unless the person you're tagging is wasted, knocked out, or their account is a total disaster.
I posted a cat on my friend's wall. He was drunk and didn't care.
She posted a cat on my wall. I was sleeping and didn't notice.
He posted a cat on my wall. My account was hacked. I had no idea.
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You can't put cat pics on Facebook. Unless the person you're tagging is passed out, wasted, or their account is broken.
I posted a cat on my brother's wall. He was passed out on the couch.
She posted a cat on my wall. I was wasted and didn't know.
He posted a cat on my wall. My account was hacked. I had no way to stop it.
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