Facebook Statute 371
Putting cat pictures on Facebook is a crime. Unless the person you're tagging is too wasted, too sleepy, or too hacked to stop you.
I posted a cat pic on my friend's wall. He was drunk and didn't notice. I got away with it.
She posted a cat on my wall. I was sleeping. I didn't even know.
He posted a cat on my wall. My account was hacked. I had no idea.