Facebook Status Surfing
When you're scrolling through your friends' statuses like they're telling you secrets, just to know what they're up to without having to ask.
My brother’s status says 'passed my test', probably still braggin' about it.
My crush’s status says 'just hung out with my friend', probably still thinking about me.
My friend’s status says 'just got a new job', probably still at work, but I’m still proud.