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When you click from one friend's Facebook status to another like a slob looking for gossip, just to know what they're doing without having to talk to them.
Checkin' out my cousin's feed because she's probably braggin' about her new dog again.
My ex's status says 'working 80 hours a week', probably lyin' but still annoying.
Clicking through my friend's statuses because he's posting about his breakfast like it's the highlight of his day.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Looking at your friends' statuses like they’re giving you a report card, just to find out what they’re up to without having to ask.
My mom’s status says 'watching TV', probably still mad about my brother’s last prank.
My crush posted 'just hung out with my bestie', probably not thinking about me.
My dad’s status says 'at work', probably still at work, but I’m still checking.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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It’s when you go from one friend’s Facebook to another like a junkie on a binge, just to find out what they’re doing without having to talk to them.
My bestie’s status says 'got a promotion', probably still at work, but I’m still happy for her.
My crush’s status says 'just got a haircut', probably still looking at himself in the mirror.
My grandma’s status says 'feeling good', probably still on her third cup of coffee.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you're scrolling through your friends' statuses like they're telling you secrets, just to know what they're up to without having to ask.
My brother’s status says 'passed my test', probably still braggin' about it.
My crush’s status says 'just hung out with my friend', probably still thinking about me.
My friend’s status says 'just got a new job', probably still at work, but I’m still proud.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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It’s when you're checking your friends' statuses like they're giving you a daily update, just to know what they're doing without having to talk to them.
My ex’s status says 'just got a new car', probably still showing it off to everyone.
My bestie’s status says 'just got a new pet', probably still taking selfies with it.
My friend’s status says 'just got a new job', probably still at work, but I'm still checking.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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