Facebook Status Surfing
When you click from one friend's Facebook status to another like a slob looking for gossip, just to know what they're doing without having to talk to them.
Checkin' out my cousin's feed because she's probably braggin' about her new dog again.
My ex's status says 'working 80 hours a week', probably lyin' but still annoying.
Clicking through my friend's statuses because he's posting about his breakfast like it's the highlight of his day.