Facebook Status Jab
A Facebook Status Jab is when people post fake happy messages to hide the fact they're trying to make someone else feel like total sh*t. It's like giving a compliment with a side of poison.
You're doing great! (said no one ever, ever, ever)
I heard you got a promotion. Congrats! (said while looking at your ex's new job)
I'm just here for the snacks. (said while burning your old friendship to the ground)