Facebook Status Jab

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A Facebook Status Jab is when people post fake happy messages to hide the fact they're trying to make someone else feel like total sh*t. It's like giving a compliment with a side of poison.

You're doing great! (said no one ever, ever, ever)

I heard you got a promotion. Congrats! (said while looking at your ex's new job)

I'm just here for the snacks. (said while burning your old friendship to the ground)

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Status Jab is when someone posts something that seems normal but is actually a sneaky way to tell you they think you're a complete idiot.

I'm just here for the snacks. (said while burning your old friendship to the ground)

Wow, you're really doing it. (said while secretly laughing at your failure)

I'm fine. (said while crying in the corner)

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Status Jab is like throwing a tiny insult in someone's face with a smile and a fake like. It’s sneaky, it’s mean, and it’s totally uncool.

I'm just here for the snacks. (said while burning your old friendship to the ground)

You're doing great! (said no one ever, ever, ever)

I'm fine. (said while crying in the corner)

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Status Jab is when people post something that sounds friendly but really is just trying to make you feel like total garbage.

Wow, you're really doing it. (said while secretly laughing at your failure)

I heard you got a promotion. Congrats! (said while looking at your ex's new job)

I'm just here for the snacks. (said while burning your old friendship to the ground)

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Status Jab is when someone says something that sounds normal but is actually trying to make you feel like a total f***ing idiot.

I'm fine. (said while crying in the corner)

You're doing great! (said no one ever, ever, ever)

I heard you got a promotion. Congrats! (said while looking at your ex's new job)

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Status Jab is when people post fake happy messages to hide the fact they're trying to make you feel like total garbage.

I'm just here for the snacks. (said while burning your old friendship to the ground)

I'm fine. (said while crying in the corner)

Wow, you're really doing it. (said while secretly laughing at your failure)

by Slangipedia 13d ago