Facebook Status Hacker
A Facebook Status Hacker is someone who ruins your day by posting stupid stuff on your Facebook status. They usually do this when you leave your account open like a clumsy idiot.
Your mom’s ex posted, 'Your kid is a crybaby and your kid’s friend is a crybaby too.'
Your crush’s cousin wrote, 'Your crush is a total dork and you’re a total dork.'
Your teacher posted, 'Your homework is the worst. I’m still mad about the pizza incident.'