Facebook Status Hacker

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A Facebook Status Hacker is someone who ruins your day by posting stupid stuff on your Facebook status. They usually do this when you leave your account open like a clumsy idiot.
Your mom’s ex posted, 'Your kid is a crybaby and your kid’s friend is a crybaby too.'
Your crush’s cousin wrote, 'Your crush is a total dork and you’re a total dork.'
Your teacher posted, 'Your homework is the worst. I’m still mad about the pizza incident.'
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A Facebook Status Hacker is a sneaky little worm who takes over your Facebook and writes embarrassing stuff just to make you look bad in front of everyone.
Your friend’s little brother wrote, 'Your friend is a total nerd and you are a total nerd.'
Your dad’s boss wrote, 'Your dad is lazy and he thinks he's a boss.'
Your cousin’s pet turtle posted, 'Your cousin is ugly and your cousin’s pet turtle is ugly.'
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A Facebook Status Hacker is like a Facebook bully who takes over your profile and posts the worst stuff just to make you look like a fool.
Your best friend's brother wrote, 'Your best friend is a cheater and your best friend’s brother is a cheater.'
Your neighbor’s kid posted, 'Your neighbor is loud and your neighbor’s kid is loud.'
Your mom's friend wrote, 'Your mom is a drama queen and your mom's friend is a drama queen.'
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