Facebook Stalker Regret
You waste half your life looking at someone's Facebook and then you're mad because their life looks better than yours and you're sad you even started this mess.
I looked up my friend's profile and saw she’s in Paris and I'm stuck in my mom’s basement.
I stalked my coworker and found out he's rich and I get paid in monopoly money.
I checked my ex’s page and he's got a new car and I still ride the bus.