Facebook Stalker Regret

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When you waste your time looking at someone's Facebook because you're too lazy to do your work, and then you feel like an idiot because you saw too much and now you're sad you even clicked on their profile in the first place.

I spent 20 minutes looking at my ex's vacation pics and now I’m crying in the bathroom.

I looked up my boss’s ex and now I know he’s got a dog named ‘Sir Biscuit’ and he posts about his bunions.

I stalked my neighbor and found out she has 12 cats and a YouTube channel. I have zero cats and no life.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You look up someone's Facebook because you're bored and you end up seeing things you never wanted to see and now you're thinking, 'Why did I even bother?'

I looked up my cousin's profile and found out she's a TikTok star and I'm just a guy who eats cereal for dinner.

I stalked my crush and saw he's dating my best friend and now I'm going to fail math.

I looked up my old flame and saw he's engaged and now I'm going to die in the middle of my algebra test.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You waste half your life looking at someone's Facebook and then you're mad because their life looks better than yours and you're sad you even started this mess.

I looked up my friend's profile and saw she’s in Paris and I'm stuck in my mom’s basement.

I stalked my coworker and found out he's rich and I get paid in monopoly money.

I checked my ex’s page and he's got a new car and I still ride the bus.

by Slangipedia 13d ago