Facebook Stalker Regret
You look up someone's Facebook because you're bored and you end up seeing things you never wanted to see and now you're thinking, 'Why did I even bother?'
I looked up my cousin's profile and found out she's a TikTok star and I'm just a guy who eats cereal for dinner.
I stalked my crush and saw he's dating my best friend and now I'm going to fail math.
I looked up my old flame and saw he's engaged and now I'm going to die in the middle of my algebra test.