facebook stalk - Stalking someone on Facebook like you’re a crazy person, che

Stalking someone on Facebook like you’re a crazy person, checking their profile constantly, sometimes even more than your ex.

I’ve been checking my crush’s profile every hour. I think he’s going to notice.

I’ve been looking at my friend’s profile so much I know his dog’s favorite snack. I’m creepy.

I’ve been following my ex’s profile so much I know his dog’s favorite toy. I’m obsessed.