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Looking at someone's Facebook like a detective to find out all their secrets and what they're up to. You read their posts and check their activity like it's your job.

I spent 2 hours on her profile last night. She posted a photo of her dog wearing a hat. That’s all I needed to know she’s crazy.

He’s been checking my profile every day. I think he’s trying to figure out why I broke up with him.

I stalked my ex’s profile so much I know what he eats for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A sneaky way to spy on someone you know or don’t know by reading their posts, looking at their info, and checking out their pictures without them knowing.

I looked at her Facebook and saw she’s dating my ex. I died a little inside.

He’s been checking my profile for weeks. I think he’s trying to get back with me.

I found out my boss’s dog is a total diva by looking at his Facebook.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

After you add someone as a friend, you look at all their pictures like they’re a photo album you’re forced to read.

I added my crush as a friend and then looked at every single one of her photos. I saw her in pajamas. I was crushed.

My friend added me, then I saw 200 pictures of his cat. I almost unfriended him.

I friended my boss just to see if he posted a picture of his dog. He did. I’m doomed.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Using Facebook to dig up info about someone like they’re a criminal and you’re the detective.

I used Facebook to find out my crush’s favorite food. It was pizza. I felt proud.

I looked up my ex’s profile to see if he was dating my friend. He was. I cried.

I used Facebook to find out my teacher’s dog’s name. It’s Biscuit. I’m now obsessed.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A secret mission to follow people on Facebook like you’re a spy, watching their lives like they’re a movie you don’t want to miss.

I followed my friend’s profile every day. I saw she got a new job. I was jealous.

I’ve been following my crush’s profile since Monday. He posted a photo of his dog. I’m dying.

I’ve been stalking my ex’s profile so much I know his dog’s favorite toy.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Stalking someone on Facebook like you’re a crazy person, checking their profile constantly, sometimes even more than your ex.

I’ve been checking my crush’s profile every hour. I think he’s going to notice.

I’ve been looking at my friend’s profile so much I know his dog’s favorite snack. I’m creepy.

I’ve been following my ex’s profile so much I know his dog’s favorite toy. I’m obsessed.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Facebook stalking is like real-life stalking but with less screaming and more pictures of dogs wearing hats.

I’ve been stalking my crush’s profile so much I know he has a dog named Max. I’m impressed.

I stalk my ex on Facebook so much I know his dog’s favorite toy. I’m a menace.

I stalk my friend’s profile so much I know she eats cereal for dinner. I’m weird.

by Slangipedia 4d ago