facebook stakeout
sitting on facebook like a fat kid at a buffet, waiting for the right person to show up so you can finally stop being a coward and say something.
I've been staring at her profile for 3 hours. Still no message. I'm not even ashamed.
He added me 5 times. Still waiting for him to talk to me.
I've been on facebook for 2 days. Still no one I like is online.