facebook stakeout

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sitting on facebook like a fat kid at a buffet, waiting for the right person to show up so you can finally stop being a coward and say something.

I've been staring at her profile for 3 hours. Still no message. I'm not even ashamed.

He added me 5 times. Still waiting for him to talk to me.

I've been on facebook for 2 days. Still no one I like is online.

you log on to facebook just to see if someone you like is online, and you stay there like a loser waiting for a sign they’ll talk to you.

She’s online. I’m not going to message her. I’m just going to sit here and be sad.

He logged on. I logged on. We both sat there like fools.

I’m on facebook. She’s on facebook. No one is talking.

you waste your whole day on facebook just to see if someone you like is online, and you're too scared to say anything even when they are.

She’s online. I’m not going to message her. I’m just going to sit here and be sad.

He added me 10 times. I still can’t talk to him.

I’ve been on facebook for 4 hours. She’s online. Still no message.

you spend so much time on facebook waiting for someone to say something that you forget how to talk to people in real life.

I messaged her. She didn’t reply. Now I can’t talk to people in real life.

He’s online. I’m online. Still no message. Now I can’t talk to anyone.

I sat on facebook for 6 hours. Now I can’t talk to my mom.

you're so obsessed with seeing if someone you like is online that you start talking to your dog about it.

I told my dog she’s online. I’m not going to message her.

My dog thinks she’s online. I’m not going to message her.

I told my dog to wait for her. She’s online.

you sit on facebook for hours waiting for someone to say something, and when they do, you’re too nervous to reply.

She messaged me. I was too nervous to reply. Now I’m sad.

He messaged me. I didn’t reply. Now he’s gone.

I waited for her message for 3 hours. Then I got too nervous to reply.