Facebook-Snub
You meet someone you only know from Facebook, and they treat you like you’re a ghost. It’s the worst kind of embarrassment.
I see my Facebook friend at the gym. He says, 'Oh, it’s you!' Then walks away like I’m not real.
My Facebook friend texts me: 'Hey, we should hang out!' Then ignores me at the coffee shop.
I run into my Facebook friend at the gas station. He acts like he doesn’t know me. I yell, 'You followed me!'