Facebook-Snub

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When you run into a Facebook friend in real life and they act like they don’t know you. And they probably think you’re a loser for even knowing them.

At the grocery store, I see my Facebook friend from 2014. He walks right past me like I’m invisible.

My ex from Facebook messages me: 'Hey, what’s up?' Then ignores me at the party.

I see my Facebook friend at the mall. She acts like she doesn’t know me. I scream, 'You blocked me!'

You meet someone you only know from Facebook, and they treat you like you’re a ghost. It’s the worst kind of embarrassment.

I see my Facebook friend at the gym. He says, 'Oh, it’s you!' Then walks away like I’m not real.

My Facebook friend texts me: 'Hey, we should hang out!' Then ignores me at the coffee shop.

I run into my Facebook friend at the gas station. He acts like he doesn’t know me. I yell, 'You followed me!'

You see a Facebook friend in real life and they pretend they don’t know you. It’s like they’re trying to make you feel stupid.

I see my Facebook friend at the library. He says, 'Hey, what’s up?' Then walks away like I’m a nobody.

I text my Facebook friend: 'Hey, I’m nearby!' He says, 'Okay!' Then I see him at the store. He acts like he doesn’t know me.

I bump into my Facebook friend at the mall. He says, 'Oh, it’s you!' Then leaves me hanging like I’m a joke.