facebook Sniper
Some freak who logs on to Facebook for like five seconds to check everything, update their status, and then log off before anyone can talk to them. They're like a ghost who only comes out for a quick scare.
"Just logged on, saw your post, updated my status, and logged off. No time for chat.", from someone who’s never actually talked to you.
"I checked my feed, saw your post, updated my status, and then left. Don’t bother me.", from a person who’s never been in the same class as you.
"I was online for two seconds. I saw your post. I updated my status. I’m done.", from someone who’s never even said hi to you.