facebook Sniper

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#facebook sniper#annoying nobody#random comments

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That annoying nobody who you barely know, like you might’ve had a class with them in 6th grade and they never said anything to you, but now they randomly comment on your Facebook post like they’re your best friend.
"Hey, I saw your post about eating pizza for breakfast. Cool.", from someone who’s never talked to you before.
"You posted about your dog? I know your dog. He’s annoying.", from a person who might’ve had you in math class once.
"You said you hate math? I like math. I’m also your Facebook Sniper.", from someone who’s never been in the same room as you.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A total creep who tags you on Facebook in public without you knowing, like you're out having fun and suddenly your whole feed is screaming your name like you're in a reality show.
You're at the mall, and your post says, "Shopping with my bestie." Your Facebook Sniper tags you in a photo with a random guy from the food court.
You're at a concert, and your post is "Loving this band." Your Facebook Sniper tags you in a picture with some stranger from the front row.
You're at the grocery store, and your post is "Buying snacks for the weekend." Your Facebook Sniper tags you in a photo with a guy who works at the deli.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Some freak who logs on to Facebook for like five seconds to check everything, update their status, and then log off before anyone can talk to them. They're like a ghost who only comes out for a quick scare.
"Just logged on, saw your post, updated my status, and logged off. No time for chat.", from someone who’s never actually talked to you.
"I checked my feed, saw your post, updated my status, and then left. Don’t bother me.", from a person who’s never been in the same class as you.
"I was online for two seconds. I saw your post. I updated my status. I’m done.", from someone who’s never even said hi to you.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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That person who starts IMing you the second you log on, like they've been waiting all day for you to finally show up so they can spam you with nonsense.
You log in, and immediately get an IM: "Hey, what's up?", from someone who's been waiting for you all day.
You just opened Facebook, and your IM pops up: "I've been waiting for you to log on.", from a person who's never said anything to you before.
You just logged in, and you get an IM that says: "I know you're online. Let's chat.", from a person who's never talked to you in real life.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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